Scrubs (TV Series)

My Own Worst Enemy (2007)

Kevin Rahm: Mr. Hutnik

Quotes 

• Dr.Perry Cox : [seeing Beardfacé in the room]  Beardface! What do you say?

  Dr. Beardface : [angry]  It's Beardfacé! Why do you people insist on calling me "Beardface"?

  Joe Hutnik : [clears his throat]  May I?

  Dr.Perry Cox : Go for it.

  Joe Hutnik : Well, I just got here, but if I had to guess, I would say it's because your face is, like, five-sixths beard.

  Dr. Beardface : Damn you!

  [storms off] 

• Dr.Perry Cox : Mr. Hutnik, I see here you are admitted for swollen lymph nodes and abdominal pain.

  Joe Hutnik : I'm also having heart palpitations.

  Dr.Perry Cox : Oh, I think I can help you with that one; you see, I am very, very handsome.

  Joe Hutnik : I was gonna say.