Scrubs (TV Series)
My Own Worst Enemy (2007)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Dr. Christopher Turk : All right fine, you wanna know why you almost blew it with Kim? It's because you knocked her up on your first date, and before you could get to know her, she betrayed you. And now you don't have strong feelings for her, and the only reason you guys are still together is because there's a kid involved. Which means you're gonna stick it out with her 'til the end, whether you love her or not.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I've sabotaged every relationship I've ever been in. Look at it: Molebutt, Tina Two-Kids, Rumplefugly, Gift Shop Girl...
Dr. Christopher Turk : None of those girls were good for you anyway. Well, except for Molebutt. I don't even know if Rumplefugly was a girl.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Stop it. Fugs was awesome.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : So are you gonna answer me or not?
Dr. Christopher Turk : C'mon man, you know why you almost screwed things up with Kim. Don't make me say it.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : All right fine, the Harsh Truth Rule is in effect. I'll lay a harsh truth on you so when you lay one on me, you won't feel guilty.
Dr. Christopher Turk : J.D., we don't need...
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : When you sweat a lot, you smell like eggs.
Dr. Christopher Turk : That's not even true! Did Carla tell you to say that?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, why? Does she think that too?
Dr. Christopher Turk : [Awkward pause] No.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : [Dr. Beardfacé walks into the room] What it do, Beardface?
Dr. Beardface : [crossly] It's Beardfacé. Beard*facé*!
Dr. Bob Kelso : Calm down, Seymour.
Dr.Perry Cox : If you wanna lose the nickname, you gotta shave the beard. 'Course, then you'd be Dr. Face.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Hah! Dr. Face.
Dr. Beardface : Damn you all!
[storms off]
Dr. Christopher Turk : I wonder what he's hiding under all that hair.