Rian Williams: Jack
Quotes
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Proompleklunk : May I film it for my vlog?
Jack : Of course! Go ahead!
Proompleklunk : [Filming] Hello everybody, it's me, Proompleklunk, it's my klunky vlog, and I have a ginormous story to tell y'all! We're going to Lake Dulceacuícola, and we're gonna fight some terrorists! Yeah, we're some really badass sharks! I am the one and only badass! The inventor of the badass art! My squad of badass sharks and me will protect the badass Sharkish world! And as I told you, we're at the airport. And this is...
Jack : Hi everybody! It's me, Jack!
Proompleklunk : Why can't you just finish the sentence?
Jack : You didn't tell me to.
Proompleklunk : I implied it!
Jack : Oh, I see. I'm sharkishly sorry.
Proompleklunk : Let's just do another take!
[Short pause]
Proompleklunk : And as I've told you, we're at the airport. And this is...
Jack : It's me, Jack!
Proompleklunk : Jack, you stupid jackass of a shark, I told you to finish the sentence!
Jack : I just did that!
Proompleklunk : No, you didn't!
Jack : What am I supposed to say then?
Proompleklunk : Just "Jack"!
Jack : Okay, Proompleklunk, I understand now.
Proompleklunk : Take 3!
[Short pause]
Proompleklunk : And as I told you, we're at the airport. And this is...
Jack : Just Jack!
Proompleklunk : Okay, Jack, you're not going to understand it any other way. You're supposed to say "Jack".
Jack : I really don't get what mistake I made now.
Proompleklunk : I won't even try to explain anymore.
Jack : Oh, come on, why not?
Proompleklunk : Because you're stupid.
Jack : Oh, that's very rude of you.
Proompleklunk : I know, it's a sad truth. You're really sharking dumb.
Jack : Stop it!
Proompleklunk : I don't want to. But okay, for the sake of the mission, I'll stop. Take 4!
[Short pause]
Proompleklunk : And as I told you, we're at the airport. And this is...
Jack : Jack!
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Jack : Why would you be worried about me?
Loompershrankle : Well, the moon has just been destroyed, and you might've died.
Jack : Oh yeah, you're right! Yeah, it's a tricky situation, but I don't think it's really all that bad. Now that the moon is destroyed, it can't be destroyed again, and no one can threaten us with its destruction anymore. Think about what this means for world peace!
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Jack : [Knocking on their door in the guests' room] Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle! Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle! Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle!
Loompershrankle : [Opens the door] What the shark is wrong with you? Have you looked at the time?
Jack : No, I haven't.
Loompershrankle : It's 11 AM. Why are you waking us up this early?
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Proompleklunk : Jack! Jack! Jack!
Jack : Oh, it's you, Proompleklunk! Bad sharky morning! How shark you?
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Tooklepromsy : Jack, I have a question for you.
Jack : Yes?
Tooklepromsy : Where is Noodleprank?
Jack : Who's Noodleprank?
Tooklepromsy : Noodleprank is your husband!
Jack : Oh yes, I forgot, my bad, I'm sharkishly sorry.
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Loompershrankle : Why did Shoogledocking burn down Raisorshoorkle's house? That's an absosharkinglutely horrendous act of terrorism!
Jack : Raisorshoorkle didn't return a glass of pesto.
Loompershrankle : What pesto?
Jack : Pesto?
Loompershrankle : I mean what brand of pesto?
Jack : Pesto Presto.
Loompershrankle : Oh my shark, that's horrible! They burned down your house just because of a glass of Pesto Presto? Pesto Presto is the worst brand of pesto! I prefer Pesto Besto! Pesto Besto is the best Pesto!
Jack : I know, it's so sad!
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Tooklepromsy : Proompleklunk, wasn't Noodleprank on the plane that crashed with Raisorshoorkle?
Proompleklunk : Yes, he was.
Jack : Oh my shark, I forgot. Did Raisorshoorkle say anything about my darling?
Proompleklunk : No, they didn't.
Jack : Oh my shark, I'm so worried about my beloved now.
Proompleklunk : Don't worry, people are dying every day, it's nothing special, it's the will of the great, almighty and wise Iki God.
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Jack : Oh my Iki God, Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle! You're alright! You're alive!
Loompershrankle : Why would we die? Dying is difficult and boring, and it kills you!
Jack : I haven't died before, so how am I supposed to know that? Come on in!
