The Office (TV Series)

Money (2007)

Oscar Nuñez: Oscar Martinez

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Quotes 

• Oscar : Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "bankruptcy" and expect anything to happen.

  Michael Scott : I didn't say it. I declared it.

• Creed Bratton : Hey, coz. Heard you're having money problems.

  Michael Scott : No, you didn't.

  Creed Bratton : Listen, I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away.

  Creed Bratton : [in confessional]  Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to

  [holds up a fake passport] 

  Creed Bratton : William Charles Schneider.

  Michael Scott : How would that help, Creed? In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose.

  Creed Bratton : You don't go by Monopoly, man. That game is *nuts*. Nobody just pick up Get Out of Jail Free cards. Those things cost thousands.

  Michael Scott : That is a good point.

  Creed Bratton : Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over. It's a fresh start. It's a clean slate.

  Michael Scott : Like the Witness Protection Program.

  Creed Bratton : [simultaneously]  Exactly.

  Oscar Martinez : [simultaneously]  Not at all.

• Ryan Howard : What I really want, honestly, Michael, is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.

  Michael Scott : [chuckles]  Okay.

  Ryan Howard : What?

  Michael Scott : It's 'whoever', not 'whomever'.

  Ryan Howard : No, it's 'whomever'.

  Michael Scott : No, 'whomever' is never actually right.

  Jim Halpert : Well, sometimes it's right.

  Creed Bratton : Michael is right. It's a made-up word used to trick students.

  Andy Bernard : No. Actually, 'whomever' is the formal version of the word.

  Oscar Martinez : Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.

  Michael Scott : [to camera]  Not a native speaker.

  Kevin Malone : I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.

• Oscar : Michael, are you having money problems?

  Michael Scott : Monkey problems? No, I'm not having monkey problems. Why would I have monkey problems?

  Oscar : I know you heard me correctly.

  Michael Scott : [sighs]  Oh, I hate monkeys.

• Meredith : [talking about Michael]  I can't believe he has a second job.

  Oscar : He's not even good at his first one.

• Oscar : Michael, I'm gonna set you and Jan up with a debt consolidator, you'll meet with this guy, you...

  Michael Scott : Ugh... no, no, no, we are gonna leave Jan out of this.

  Oscar : She has to know!

  Michael Scott : We will find another way! We'll ask Powerpoint.

  Oscar : Michael this is a presentation tool.

  Michael Scott : *You* are a presentation tool, if you think I'm gonna tell Jan about this

  [Oscar gets up to leave] 

  Oscar : I'm done.

  Michael Scott : No, you're not. Ok. You're not a tool.