The Office (TV Series)

Money (2007)

Ed Helms: Andy Bernard

Quotes 

• Ryan Howard : What I really want, honestly, Michael, is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.

  Michael Scott : [chuckles]  Okay.

  Ryan Howard : What?

  Michael Scott : It's 'whoever', not 'whomever'.

  Ryan Howard : No, it's 'whomever'.

  Michael Scott : No, 'whomever' is never actually right.

  Jim Halpert : Well, sometimes it's right.

  Creed Bratton : Michael is right. It's a made-up word used to trick students.

  Andy Bernard : No. Actually, 'whomever' is the formal version of the word.

  Oscar Martinez : Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.

  Michael Scott : [to camera]  Not a native speaker.

  Kevin Malone : I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.

• Andy Bernard : [about Angela]  You need to set me up with her. I know she told you that she's looking, and she's totally not responding to my moves.

  Pam Beesly : What moves?

  Andy Bernard : I have moonwalked past accounting, like, 10 times.

  Pam Beesly : I can't believe that's not working.

  Andy Bernard : Yeah.

• [deleted scene] 

  Dwight Schrute : State your business!

  Andy Bernard : I am dying of love sickness and horny sickness.

  Dwight Schrute : That isn't possible, unless you mean gonorrhea.

  Andy Bernard : I'm talking about Angela, okay? Did you hear what she was saying to Pam the other day?

  Dwight Schrute : Yes, I did, except I don't think she means it. Angela is in a great deal of pain because of the death of her cat and she is in a kind of grieving process and it makes her say things. So, best you just lay off.

  Andy Bernard : No can do. I am itching all over with Angela-pox.

  Jim Halpert : Oh, my God. You do have gonorrhea.

• Andy Bernard : Okay, well, I come from a line of WASPs so long, it leads back to Moses.