The Office (TV Series)

Launch Party (2007)

Mindy Kaling: Kelly Kapoor

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Quotes 

• Kelly Kapoor : [after Michael reads out a memo]  That's from Ryan? Does it mention if he's seeing anybody?

  Michael Scott : No, it doesn't. I'll find out tonight.

  Stanley Hudson : Yes, please let us know.

• Dwight Schrute : [Irate that Kelly is buying from the computer that he is competing with]  What're you doing? I am in the fight of my life against this computer and every sale counts!

  Kelly Kapoor : But you get to put the paper in this little shopping cart and then it says 'Thanks for shopping at Dunder Mifflin!'

  Dwight Schrute : Damn it, Kelly, it knows! It knows what you did!

  Darryl Philbin : Who knows?

  Dwight Schrute : [Snatches ream of paper from Darryl and yells at Kelly]  Return it! Return it now!

  Darryl Philbin : [Snatches the ream back]  Hey! How about instead of yelling at our sweet little Miss Kapoor over five hundred sheets of paper you get back to your desk, start sellin' multiple reams, like a man.

  Dwight Schrute : Y-you don't understand. Okay, if this makes the difference

  [points at the ream of paper] 

  Dwight Schrute : I'm gonna tell it that YOU were responsible.

  Darryl Philbin : [with a threatening voice]  Who's "it"?