The Office (TV Series)

Goodbye, Toby (2008)

Paul Lieberstein: Toby Flenderson

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Quotes 

• [during Toby's exit interview] 

  Michael Scott : I just have some... questions that I was gonna ask.

  [long pause] 

  Michael Scott : Umm, who do you think you are?

  Toby Flenderson : [long pause]  I'm Toby.

  Michael Scott : Yeah. Correct. Umm... What gives... What... What gives you the right?

  Holly Flax : ...Umm, I-I brought the binder. Do you wanna... take a little look?

  Michael Scott : Sure. Yeah, you know what, that sounds good. Take a little look-see.

• [after handing Toby a wrapped present] 

  Toby Flenderson : Wow, thanks, Michael, I didn't expect you...

  Michael Scott : [cuts him off]  Can I just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.

• [as Toby introduces his replacement] 

  Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott, this is Holly.

  Holly Flax : Hi.

  Michael Scott : Hi. Yeah, right. Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Good for the world. Thank you, God, for creating two of you. Here's how things work here: My job is to make the office fun. Your job is to make the office lame, and we have an eternal struggle, you and I, and only one of us can be the winner. Spoiler alert, I'm going to win.

  Holly Flax : Man, someone doesn't like HR.

  Michael Scott : Yeah.

  Holly Flax : What did you do to him?

  Toby Flenderson : Nothing.

  Michael Scott : No, he tortured me with his awfulness.

• Toby Flenderson : Does anyone have a camera here?