The Office (TV Series)

Night Out (2008)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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Quotes 

• Pam Beesly : What's wrong, Michael?

  Michael Scott : I got gum in my hair.

  Pam Beesly : You do.

  Michael Scott : This just stinks.

  [to Dwight, who is trying to get it out] 

  Michael Scott : Don't touch it. Please don't touch it.

  Dwight Schrute : You've got a ton of dandruff.

  Michael Scott : Okay, let me be.

  Jim Halpert : How'd you get gum in your hair?

  Michael Scott : I was walking in, and I noticed something shinny under Stanley's car, and I got under to see what it was, and I messed up my hair, all for a stupid piece of tinfoil.

  Jim Halpert : But best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter.

  Michael Scott : Kill me... right now.

  Pam Beesly : We have peanut butter in the kitchen.

  Michael Scott : I don't feel like peanut butter.

  [to Dwight, who rushes to kitchen for the peanut butter] 

  Michael Scott : Get me an ice cream sandwich.

  Jim Halpert : Nope. Not for you, it's for your hair, and it is 9 am.

  Pam Beesly : No, Dwight, not the good peanut butter. People are going to get mad.

  Michael Scott : Hey, hey, hey. This is my hair we're talking about.

• Michael Scott : [while Ryan is passed out on his bed and Dwight sleeps beside him]  Like I said, it's not about the horniness, it's about the loneliness. And how can I be lonely with my boys? Like a famous person once said, Boys on the side. But I don't, I disagree, I say... let's hear it for the boys.