Eddie Latekka: Whoa!
[At seeing Phil naked]
Nick Garrett: What's... goin' on Phil?
Physical Phil: Hey Guys! Just cataloging my CDs.
Nick Garrett: Yeah, that's not what I'm talkin' about.
Physical Phil: Oh, Pizza Girl had to sketch a nude for her drawing class. I was her model. And then, when we were done, it occurred to me, I wasn't really in the need to put my clothes back on.
Eddie Latekka: Why not?
Physical Phil: Oh, because sometimes I feel trapped in here. But without my clothes...
[takes a step closer to the boys and they grow uncomfortable]
Eddie Latekka: Whoa, okay, so... you're just gonna be *naked* from now on?
Physical Phil: Not naked. Nude!
Eddie Latekka: Right.
Physical Phil: Naked implies, embarrassment and vulnerability, exposure...
Nick Garrett: Yeah.
Physical Phil: ...Nude, does not. Nude implies 'the sun on my bum', the air on my snookle. Nude implies, *free*!
Eddie Latekka: [Pointing in opposite direction] I'm going over here.
Nick Garrett: I'll go with you.