It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire (2007)

Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds

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• Frank Reynolds : I'm going with you guys because I am bored as shit.

  Dee Reynolds : That's not a good idea because when you get involved people usually get hurt.

  Frank Reynolds : I'm just hanging out with the guys. How's anyone gonna get hurt?

  [cue title card: "Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire"] 

• Mac : [in a retirement home]  These places are like prisons.

  Frank Reynolds : Like people getting ass raped?

  Charlie Kelly : What? Oh, my God, dude. No one's getting ass raped, Frank. Come on, man.

  Mac : No, it's just that people don't wanna be here, because they feel like...

  Frank Reynolds : Because they're getting ass raped!

• Charlie Kelly : Alright, well the problem was that I got the flashlight on and I taped the whole deal up and I realized I'd have to cut all the tape off to get the tape in and I didn't have much more duct tape so I figured stick with the flashlight while we got it.

  Mac : So you never put a tape in?

  Frank Reynolds : While we were out there taping the guys with the fish!

  Mac : In the nursing home! Outside!

  Charlie Kelly : Oh my god! See what's happening here is we're getting a yelling and!

  Mac : Yeah we're gonna get yelling!

  Charlie Kelly : Oh I'm sorry! OH I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN! I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN!