It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead (2007)

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds

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• Bruce Mathis : We were in Uganda doing a lot of work with the AIDS crisis there and...

  Frank Reynolds : AIDS? You touch anybody?

  Bruce Mathis : Well, sure.

  Frank Reynolds : Hey, man! What kind of shit is that? You just hugged me! Why would you do that?

  Dee Reynolds : Seamus is joking. He's got a - He's got a very dry sense of humor.

  Frank Reynolds : I'm not joking! That shit is serious! I gotta take a shower now!

• Frank Reynolds : I got a plan to get back at your mother!

  Dee Reynolds : Too late, I'm already full throttle over here. I'm going to dig up her body in the middle of the night and snatch back that jewelry.

  Frank Reynolds : That's insane!

  Dee Reynolds : Frank, that woman is buried down there like Mr. T! I got to get to that body while the earth is still loose.

• Dee Reynolds : [about Barbara's will]  Does it say anything about jewelry?

  The Attorney : It does say something about the jewelry in here in that, um, she wants to be buried in it.

  Dee Reynolds : Goddammit! Oh, goddammit!

  Frank Reynolds : Ohhh! She's taking it into the grave!

  Dee Reynolds : I'll tell you what, you son of a bitch. I am very disappointed in you today, *very* upset with you! You tell her from me that I will be in touch with her somehow!

  Frank Reynolds : Yeah, tell her she's a bitch!