"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The Gang Gets Invincible (TV Episode 2007) - Glenn Howerton as Dennis Reynolds

Artemis : He's been trying to climb through that garbage can for 20 minutes. I'm pretty sure he's on acid.

Frank Reynolds : Thank God you guys are here. How'd you get in here?

Dennis Reynolds : What are you talking about?

Frank Reynolds : I've been stuck in this bathroom for three hours.

Artemis : I think he pooped in there.
Coach : Come on, let's get on the bus.

Mac : Bus? What the hell are you talking about?

Coach : The bus that takes you to the field.

Dennis Reynolds : Wait, I thought we were gonna be playing on the Linc.

Coach : You think you dipshits are gonna be playing on the same field that champions play on?

Mac : Where're we going?

Coach : [mimicking in a high voice] "Where're we going?" We're going to a shitty high school in Berks County. Now get your ass on the bus. If I say it one more time, if I say it *one* more time, if I say it *one* more time! Sprint to the bus! Sprint to the bus!
Dennis Reynolds : [inner monologue] I'm gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect, I'm like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride, so fluid and fast. I've got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It's that long, lean muscle I've worked so hard to achieve. Hm, I should've popped my shirt off. Goddammit, really should've popped that shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines...

[gets hit with football and is knocked unconscious]

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds