Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin (2007)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : [about how the eyes of Fernando, the handsome handyman, seem to look into your soul]  Women used to say that about... my eyes.

  Jake Harper : Really? 'Cause now they're kinda milky and bloodshot.

• Jake Harper : Buffalo are cool, too. They're like bad-ass cows.