Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin (2007)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : You know the difference between you and me, Alan?

  Alan Harper : I don't scream when I pee?

• Charlie Harper : [about how the eyes of Fernando, the handsome handyman, seem to look into your soul]  Women used to say that about... my eyes.

  Jake Harper : Really? 'Cause now they're kinda milky and bloodshot.