- Conky: Woohoo! Today's getaway has been brought to you by, the letter F... for fucked in the head, which you are, Ricky!
- Conky: I think your plan was fucked right off the bat Julian. Why wouldn't you put the Alien Trevors on a mule and send them over the border like a regular drug dealer ya fuckin' idiot?
- Ricky: Shut up Conky, the train prolly just burnt up in the forest fire!
- Jacob Collins: Ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
- Ricky: Jacob! Boys the cigarettes!
- Conky: Fuck!