The Office (TV Series)

Fun Run (2007)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : [about Angela's cat, Sprinkles]  Well, you left the TV on... and your cat is dead.

• Dwight Schrute : [trying to comfort Angela]  Hey, come on, don't be sad. Just... Okay? Just... She's in a better place.

  Angela Martin : [sobbing]  All right.

  Dwight Schrute : Actually, the place that she's in is the freezer because of the odor.

• Dwight Schrute : Hey... Why did you do it?

  Michael Scott : It was an *accident*.

  Dwight Schrute : Was she talking back?

  Michael Scott : No.

  Dwight Schrute : Just got sick of that face? Did she owe you money? Uh-oh... is this downsizing? Did she spurn your advances?

  [Michael turns and glares at Dwight] 

• Dwight Schrute : Her chart doesn't indicate that she had a hysterectomy. But she did, or at least she got time off for one.

  Intern : Ah. So that is where her uterus went.

• Dwight Schrute : Cats do not provide milk or wool or meat.

• Dwight Schrute : With the electricity we're using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days.

• Dwight Schrute : Maybe we should skip the ceremony and set up a college fund for Meredith's kid.

  Michael Scott : Have you met that kid? Not going to college.

• Dwight Schrute : Wait, this money is going to bat birth control, right, Michael? That's what you told me when I contributed.

  Michael Scott : You didn't contribute very much.

• Dwight Schrute : As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick, sometimes the right to do is to put it out of its misery. With the electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what's unethical.