Regis Philbin: [on the $2,000 question] "What body part shares its name with a verb meaning "to tease"? Rib, elbow, jaw, finger.
Daniel Sperry: I know the body biologically, but not...
Regis Philbin: Wait. Would, would it be, rib somebody? Elbow somebody? You jaw somebody? You finger somebody?
[audience laughter]
Regis Philbin: Oh... stop it! You know, you know, honest to God, you try to help around here, and they just turn on you.