Quotes
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Vicar : The vows you are about to take are to be made in the name of God, who is judge of all and knows all the secrets of our hearts.
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] He's ladling it on now. Is that the proper thing? He hasn't just put that in to needle me, has he?
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Vicar : But first, I'm required to ask anyone present, who knows a reason why these persons may not lawfully marry, to declare it now.
[Mark turns and looks at the wedding guests]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Oh, please! Someone! Save me! Jeremy? Spacemen?
[Jeremy meets Mark's eye for a second but stays sitting completely still with his mouth tightly shut]
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Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Oh, great, now she's crying and I probably look like a wife beater. It's not fair! I'm unhappy too!
Vicar : Will you take Sophie Hortensia Chapman...
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Hortensia? Oh, this is a fucking disaster. Look at me, I'm one of those men women read about in their magazines!
