Quotes
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[Jeremy has agreed to tell Matt that Nancy fancies him]
Nancy : Thanks! You're awesome, Jez.
Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover] Oh yeah, I'm awesome all right, I'm an awesome shit. I'm the cuckoo in the nest, the python in the toy box... and quite possibly, the man of your dreams.
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Jeremy Usborne : We should get together, you know, have a drink, reminisce.
Nancy : About what? The time you screwed the next-door neighbour right after I moved in?
Jeremy Usborne : Or the good times? You know, the Robin Williams DVD marathon?
Nancy : Come off it, Jez. You said he was a moist-eyed camera-hogger.
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Jeremy Usborne : Oh come on, mate. How am I going to see Nancy again if you don't give me a pass? She clearly hates me.
Mark Corrigan : Well, maybe you should take that as a sign.
Jeremy Usborne : I'm not giving up that easily. Faint heart never won fair maid.
Mark Corrigan : Right. The epigram that starts the stalker's manifesto.
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Nancy : Look Jez, I'm not going to get back with you. But, if we're working together I guess we may as well try and be friends.
Jeremy Usborne : Exactly. We'll be friends, like the friends on "Friends"!
[voiceover]
Jeremy Usborne : Who were such good friends they got bored of being friends and starting screwing each other.
