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Quotes
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[Mark has just finished a gym session with his new personal trainer]
Matt Townsend : Well done today, dude. You slacked off a bit on the treadmill at end. Remember, Mark, a champion is someone who gets up even when they can't. OK?
Mark Corrigan : OK, yeah.
[voiceover]
Mark Corrigan : That's probably exactly the kind of bullshit I'm going to need to believe in my new life.
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[Mark has declined to take a shower, telling Matt that he'll have one at home where has a special showering "system"]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Ugh, that was horrible. Now he probably thinks I'm embarrassed about the size of my penis. When in fact I'm not, I'm much more concerned about my misshapen scrotum.
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Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Maybe it would have been simpler just to kill him. I should know how to kill someone by now, I've watched enough CSI.
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Jeremy Usborne : Oh come on, mate. How am I going to see Nancy again if you don't give me a pass? She clearly hates me.
Mark Corrigan : Well, maybe you should take that as a sign.
Jeremy Usborne : I'm not giving up that easily. Faint heart never won fair maid.
Mark Corrigan : Right. The epigram that starts the stalker's manifesto.
