Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil (TV Series)

Dildo Factory (2007)

Sam Seder: Special Father #2

Quotes 

• Special Father #2 : For two minutes I'm in the bathroom, and the guy comes! It's not my fault!

  Special Nun : Oh, I doubt it was two minutes!

  Special Father #1 : Okay. Settle down.

  Special Nun : He reads US Magazine COVER-TO-COVER in there!

  Special Father #1 : Sister, settle down! It says we can pick it up tomorrow at the distribution center.

  Special Nun : These are some of the most sacred artifacts of the Christian world!

  Special Father #2 : I don't read US Magazine!

  Special Father #1 : Thank you, Father...

  Special Nun : Yes, you do!

  Special Father #2 : I DON'T!

  Special Nun : Yes, you do!

  Special Father #1 : Sister, walk away! WALK AWAY!