Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil (TV Series)
Dildo Factory (2007)
Jon Glaser: DJ Jesus
Quotes
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RandomKid : What are you doing?
DJ Jesus : Oh, I'm holding my arms out for three days and three nights. To break the world record. Y'know, we're also podcasting and videoblogging.
RandomKid : Yeah? How do you go to the bathroom?
DJ Jesus : A catheter.
RandomKid : How do you go poop?
Judas : That'd be me, right here! You wanna try it?
RandomKid : Oh, boy, can I?
Judas : Yeah, is it cool with you, Jesus?
DJ Jesus : Yeah, it's all right, man!
RandomKid : Thank you!
Judas : Okay. Hold it under him.
DJ Jesus : Here we go...
Judas : Kid, hold it under him!
RandomKid : Um... I don't wanna- Oh. Oh!
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DJ Jesus : So many people have come by today and said that it doesn't look hard, what I'm doing, to hold your arms up like this at a 90 degree angle or higher is... I say, try it, okay? Try it. Most people can't even do it five minutes, forget about three days... I mean, come on...
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DJ Jesus : Yeah, they're stuck like this, um... some kind of paralysis. But I've got a great medical team. I'm not worried. We're going to fix it.