"Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil" Escapeoke (TV Episode 2007) - H. Jon Benjamin as Satan, Special Father #1

Special Father #1 : At the time, we were also blind to the most horrible secret of all: the Devil's unholy move into the casual, afterwork-style bar & grill business. Vulgar and foul, this is the Devil's work.
Becky : This-this is the Devil's work? You bought a restaurant?

Satan : Uh, Becky, a CHAIN of restaurants.

Becky : How can you justify this? How is this evil?

Satan : Are you kidding?

Delivery Guy : Excuse me...

Becky : No, I want to understand!

Satan : Hold on a second.

Delivery Guy : I got an animatronic burrito here.

Satan : Oh, the TalkingBurrito?

Delivery Guy : Yeah, the TalkingBurrito.

Satan : Right here, I'll sign.
Satan : Oh, I'm ordering your Tequila Sally's uniform.

Lucy : Right.

Satan : So, what are you? A ten?

Lucy : A TEN?

Satan : Twelve? What?

Lucy : Oh, my God! I'm a six!

Satan : Ummmm... I don't think so. I mean, really?

Lucy : Yeah. I-I'm...

Satan : I-Maybe I don't know women's clothing...

Lucy : I think maybe you don't. Or women's body types. Because there is no universe in which I am a twelve.

Satan : Look, okay, Lucy!

Lucy : Yeah?

Satan : I don't want to order you a six and then you're gonna tell me a week after I get it for you, "I need a ten," or "I need a twelve."

Lucy : That's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen.

Satan : All right, so, between now and the time the six comes in, you should lose twenty pounds.

Lucy : DAD!

Satan : Haha, what?

H. Jon Benjamin: Satan, Special Father #1