John from Cincinnati (TV Series)

His Visit: Day Two Continued (2007)

Brian Van Holt: Butchie Yost

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Quotes 

• John Monad : I'm gonna bone Kai, Butchie. I may have to break her jaw first.

  Kai : No float boning. We'll just clear off a couch.

  Butchie Yost : Make her see God, John.

  John Monad : I'm gonna try hard enough.

• Cissy Yost : [about John]  Where is that guy from?

  Butchie Yost : Cincinnati.

• [Cissy has asked Shaun to stay in his bedroom. Butchie enters Shaun's room where he is reading surfing magazines] 

  Shaun Yost : Why does Gram want me to?

  Butchie Yost : Well, she saw you get hurt.

  Shaun Yost : I'm okay now.

  Butchie Yost : [with extreme emphasis]  You were hurt. Hey, you remember anything, you know, after you wiped out? You got fucking doned, man. Owned hard. You know, Grams and Gramps, too. They thought you weren't going to make it.

  [pauses] 

  Butchie Yost : A lot of people.

  Shaun Yost : I woke up. I had a tube in.

  Butchie Yost : [points to a man in one of Shaun's surfer magazines]  One time I put Icy Hot in the crouch of this guy's wet suit!

  Shaun Yost : And Bill was there and Zippy.

  Butchie Yost : And then you got better. Before that, I didn't think you could.

  Shaun Yost : Zippy was dead the day before yesterday.

  Butchie Yost : You thought he was dead.

• Cissy Yost : Did you build that half-pipe?

  Butchie Yost : No, Mom. You did.

  Cissy Yost : [screaming and crying]  And what you did was blow smoke into the phone! Yeah Ma, be right there Ma, sorry I couldn't help Ma! I didn't even tell Shaunie you were coming over because I knew what the odds were. Where's my Dad, Grams, where's my Dad? Now you want him to break his neck.

• Butchie Yost : Whatever that means, Doc, I'm busted for being a dope fiend.

  Dr. Michael Smith : Why would that make you ineligible for a paranormal experience? And as Shaun's Father, maybe your eligibility has enhanced.

  Butchie Yost : You've met my old man, right?

  Dr. Michael Smith : Mitch.

  Butchie Yost : Up in the air yesterday. I saw it with my own eyes. Off the fucking ground.

• Butchie Yost : Motherfucker!

• Butchie Yost : I'm having problems with my implants, Doc. I passed out I got that fucking high.

  Dr. Michael Smith : Sensations of burning can be caused by I.V. drug use.

• Butchie Yost : [about John]  The guys shows up at my door. Creates money in his pants.

• Butchie Yost : [to Dr. Smith]  I should be on the floor dope-sick, and I don't feel that bad.