John from Cincinnati (TV Series)

His Visit: Day Two Continued (2007)

Ed O'Neill: Bill Jacks

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Bill Jacks : He's much improved. Shaun. He's well. I had Zippy kiss him. Thought I'd take a shot.

• Bill Jacks : [Bill is looking out the Yost's family window at the mass of people]  Gawkers. Press. Candle Freaks. We're on the precipice of a cluster fuck. I'm thinking I'll go out and thin it out.

  Cissy Yost : I'd appreciate it.

  Bill Jacks : [reluctantly]  Happy to do it.

• Mitch Yost : Why did she bring him home?

  Bill Jacks : He recovered from his injuries.

  Mitch Yost : What are you talking about?

  Bill Jacks : A miracle.

  [Mitch departs, Bill is speaking to himself] 

  Bill Jacks : What are you gonna say - Tell him that the bird kissed him... Jesus Christ, almighty!

• Bill Jacks : [looking at Vietnam Joe]  There's another fucking drug casualty.

• Bill Jacks : I have to ask you your business with the Yosts?

  Steady Freddie Lopez : My business is none of your business.

  Bill Jacks : Do not impede me looking out for these people, dip shit, who looks like someone smashed his face in with a board.