Quotes
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Rusty Cartwright : [talking about Casey] How do you know her?
Cappie : Uh, in the biblical sense.
Rusty Cartwright : Oh, from Church.
Cappie : Yea, you could say I've been in her church.
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Cappie : Give us a second, Pledge.
Rusty Cartwright : Pledge? Is that a part of the whole hazing thing?
Cappie : No, I just can't remember his name.
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Rusty Cartwright : Is it necessary to call him 'pledge'?
Cappie : No, I just can't remember his name.
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Rusty Cartwright : Where's your name tag?
Engineering Student : I don't feel comfortable with strangers having access to personal information without my explicit consent.
Rusty Cartwright : [laughs nervously]
Engineering Student : I think we're done here.
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Dale : [at the engineering party] Check out the hotties! And free Red Bull! I mean, we get a whole other week of this before classes even start. College rocks.
Rusty Cartwright : You know, to be honest, I kinda expected...more...Our first college party.
Dale : Like a fraternity party or something? I mean who would choose to hang out with a bunch of drunkards whose goal in life is to fornicate on as many vapid sorority girls as possible.
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Rusty Cartwright : I want to have fun!
Casey Cartwright : You don't know how to have fun!
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Rusty Cartwright : But she's my sister.
Evan : We could be your brothers.