Quotes
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Dale : A yankee and a heathen. I'm gonna pray for you, Rusty.
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Dale : I know that I may seem like just a Christian hick with a very bright future ahead of him, but can I give you some advice?
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Dale : [at the engineering party] Check out the hotties! And free Red Bull! I mean, we get a whole other week of this before classes even start. College rocks.
Rusty Cartwright : You know, to be honest, I kinda expected...more...Our first college party.
Dale : Like a fraternity party or something? I mean who would choose to hang out with a bunch of drunkards whose goal in life is to fornicate on as many vapid sorority girls as possible.
