- Dr. George Huang: Tell me about her alters.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Her alternate personalities? So far we've seen a shrink, a little girl and a tough Russian.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: And I bet she does a mean Christopher Walken too. Look, she's playing us.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [to a pregnant Kathy who is carrying a laundry basket] Honey, you shouldn't be lifting heavy things. Just leave it there. I'll do it.
- Kathleen Stabler: She's not supposed to be pregnant. You're too old. I'm in college. People will think it's mine.
- Detective Olivia Benson: [to Cragen] What's going on?
- Donald Cragen: I've been, uh... temporarily reassigned. Chief of D's office.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Why?
- Donald Cragen: You aided your fugitive brother. Elliot covered up his kid's DUl. Fin's stepson butchered two people and walked. Somebody's gotta take the heat.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: You want insane? Guess who they put in charge.
- Sergeant John Munch: I had nothing to do with that. If drafted, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.
- Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: You are lying like a politician.
- Hashi Horowitz: My client suffers from dissociative identity disorder. She has five documented personalities.
- Judge Walter Bradley: Should we swear them all in separately?
- Dr. George Huang: [about Janis] People with D.I.D. can be easily hypnotized. If I can put her under, then maybe I can bring out the alter who took the baby.
- Sergeant John Munch: That's a great plan, but you can't talk to her.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Munch, no offense, but I don't care if they crown you Chief of D's. I'm not taking orders from you.
- Sergeant John Munch: It's not an order, Detective. You can't talk to Froot Loops because her attorney's already in there.
- Chester Lake: It was an honor serving under you, sir.
- Donald Cragen: I'm not dead yet, Detective Lake.
- Chester Lake: I'm not saying I didn't see crazies in Brooklyn, but you guys are cuckoo magnets.
- Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: You should've been here for the case when the white supremacist shot Munch in his ass. He's still gotta sit on a special pillow.
- Detective Olivia Benson: [about Janis] I don't think she's competent to stand trial.
- Casey Novak: She confessed to killing her parents in cold blood.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: She didn't. Burt did.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Actually, Dori flipped on Burt.
- Casey Novak: They're all the same person, so I don't care how many names she goes by, I'm putting her body in jail.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Tammy told us that Burt took her. She was about to tell me where when Petra showed up and bitch slapped Elliot.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: I'd sure like to have five minutes with Burt.
- Casey Novak: We can't just blindly accept Janis was unaware of her actions based on her word otherwise, every murderer is going to use this defense. "I didn't do it. My imaginary friend did." It's bunk.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [to Janis] What did you do with your baby, Janis?
- Janis Donovan: [in a little girl's voice] I'm not big enough to have a baby. And my name's not Janis. It's Tammy.
- Janis Donovan: [in a Russian accent after slapping Elliot] You! Get out of my face! I want a lawyer!
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [as Janis is being cuffed] You just assaulted a police officer so maybe he'll give you a discount. Two charges for the price of one.
- Janis Donovan: Screw you! You can't take a slap? Grow some balls!
- Hashi Horowitz: [to Janis] You're making a bad decision. I strenuously urge you to reconsider.
- Janis Donovan: [to Olivia] Who are you?
- Detective Olivia Benson: I'm Detective Benson. Who are you?
- Janis Donovan: I'm Dori. Would you please tell this a-hole that I didn't do anything wrong so I don't need a lawyer.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Well, it sounds like she's changed her mind, Heshy.
- Hashi Horowitz: Which mind? Janis's, Petra's or Dori's?