Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Alternate (2007)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Dr. George Huang : Tell me about her alters.
Detective Olivia Benson : Her alternate personalities? So far we've seen a shrink, a little girl and a tough Russian.
Det. Elliot Stabler : And I bet she does a mean Christopher Walken too. Look, she's playing us.
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Det. Elliot Stabler : [to a pregnant Kathy who is carrying a laundry basket] Honey, you shouldn't be lifting heavy things. Just leave it there. I'll do it.
Kathleen Stabler : She's not supposed to be pregnant. You're too old. I'm in college. People will think it's mine.
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Det. Elliot Stabler : You want insane? Guess who they put in charge.
Sergeant John Munch : I had nothing to do with that. If drafted, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : You are lying like a politician.
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Dr. George Huang : [about Janis] People with D.I.D. can be easily hypnotized. If I can put her under, then maybe I can bring out the alter who took the baby.
Sergeant John Munch : That's a great plan, but you can't talk to her.
Det. Elliot Stabler : Munch, no offense, but I don't care if they crown you Chief of D's. I'm not taking orders from you.
Sergeant John Munch : It's not an order, Detective. You can't talk to Froot Loops because her attorney's already in there.
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Detective Olivia Benson : [about Janis] I don't think she's competent to stand trial.
Casey Novak : She confessed to killing her parents in cold blood.
Det. Elliot Stabler : She didn't. Burt did.
Detective Olivia Benson : Actually, Dori flipped on Burt.
Casey Novak : They're all the same person, so I don't care how many names she goes by, I'm putting her body in jail.
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Detective Olivia Benson : Tammy told us that Burt took her. She was about to tell me where when Petra showed up and bitch slapped Elliot.
Det. Elliot Stabler : I'd sure like to have five minutes with Burt.
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Det. Elliot Stabler : [to Janis] What did you do with your baby, Janis?
Janis Donovan : [in a little girl's voice] I'm not big enough to have a baby. And my name's not Janis. It's Tammy.
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Janis Donovan : [in a Russian accent after slapping Elliot] You! Get out of my face! I want a lawyer!
Det. Elliot Stabler : [as Janis is being cuffed] You just assaulted a police officer so maybe he'll give you a discount. Two charges for the price of one.
Janis Donovan : Screw you! You can't take a slap? Grow some balls!