- Nancy Botwin: Doug, you're cooking in my kitchen. There's a reason for that?
- Doug Wilson: Andy's on set. I'm helping him out.
- Nancy Botwin: Oh, that's nice.
- [picks up an envelope on the counter]
- Doug Wilson: Oh, that's from the tall one, Leif Garretty, "Blue Lagoon"-ish?
- Nancy Botwin: Silas?
- Doug Wilson: Yeah. Said you were out of weed, then he took off with a blonde. Tiny tits, big cross?
- Nancy Botwin: Tara.
- Doug Wilson: And your other one, big vocab, creepy eyes?
- Nancy Botwin: Shane.
- Doug Wilson: He's outside with what's-her-name, Celia's dyke.
- Nancy Botwin: Isabelle.