Dexter (TV Series)

It's Alive! (2007)

Michael C. Hall: Dexter Morgan

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Quotes 

• Dexter Morgan : [voiceover]  I don't normally seek human contact in times of failure. But then, I don't normally experience failure.

• Jimmy : [tied up and trying to curse Dexter with a voodo voice]  Those who believe in me shall be free.

  Dexter Morgan : [slaps Jimmy's forehead]  Knock it off!

• Dexter Morgan : Hey, Sergeant. Thank for supporting the bowling team.

  Sergeant James Doakes : Fuck you! Where's my blood report on the Maynard victim? So what's that? A titty site?

  Dexter Morgan : Caught me.

  Sergeant James Doakes : Bullshit. What the hell were you really doing in here?

  Dexter Morgan : The tits are right there.

  Sergeant James Doakes : But in ten years, you've never rented a single porn title.

  Dexter Morgan : Huh. How would you know? Call me an office crazy but your humbling interest in my personal life could be misinterpreted as harassment in some circles.

  Sergeant James Doakes : So report me.

  Dexter Morgan : [narrating]  I could think of easier solutions.

• Dexter Morgan : Blood. Sometimes, it sets my teeth on edge. Other times, it helps me control the chaos.

• Angel Batista : Don't forget. Tell the universe what you need.

  Dexter Morgan : [voiceover]  I really need... to kill somebody.

• Dexter Morgan : You've been benched?

  Debra Morgan : Yeah, LaGuerta's just jealous that the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.

  Dexter Morgan : Wow.

• Dexter Morgan : [Throws a beer bottle in the ocean]  I come here to get rid of bodies not beer bottles. Now I'm just a litterbug.

• Dexter Morgan : There are moments when I feel the mask is slipping.

• Dexter Morgan : Maybe I took pity on him. Yeah, he's a killer, but he also bumps into walls

• Vince Masuka : [Deciding on who gets to inspect the body]  Alright, call it - heads or tails?

  Dexter Morgan : Heads.

  Vince Masuka : [Dexter goes to see the body]  I didn't flip yet!

  Dexter Morgan : You said call it.

• Dexter Morgan : I'm on edge. Thirty-eight days, sixteen hours, and twelve minutes have passed since I killed my brother. In that entire time, I haven't had a single night to myself. Sergeant Doakes makes sure of that. He follows me everywhere now. A human bloodhound incited by the scent of darkness. My best hope of losing him is to act relentlessly normal. Dull. So I bowl. What's really disturbing is that I'm good at it.

• Dexter Morgan : [thoughts]  With Doakes following me, my life has been all Jekyll and no Hyde. No moonlit playdates. No late night social calls. Not one. My brother would be so disappointed.

  Angel Batista : Don't forget! Tell the universe what you really need!

  Dexter Morgan : [thoughts]  I really need... to kill somebody.

• Jimmy : [tied up and trying to curse Dexter with a strage voice]  Those who believe in me shall be free.

  Dexter Morgan : [slaps Jimmy's forehead]  Knock it off!

• Dexter Morgan : [about his arm before kill "little" Chino]  Look at that, steady as a surgeon.

• Dexter Morgan : That girl's gonna need more than crayons to set her world right. Killing Little Chino would restore my world, too. But only if the Code of Harry is satisfied.

• Dexter Morgan : Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. Has to happen. It's not what I want. But what I want doesn't matter. This is the only way I know how to survive. I'm coiled and ready to strike.

  [Dexter bowls] 

  Dexter Morgan : Although a spare will do.

• Vince Masuka : Keep your mind limber

  Dexter Morgan : I'm doing mental jumping jacks

• Dexter Morgan : Hey, Sergeant. Thanks for supporting the bowling team.

  Sergeant James Doakes : Fuck you.