Scrubs (TV Series)

My Conventional Wisdom (2007)

Elizabeth Banks: Dr. Kim Briggs

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Why would you tell me you miscarried our child when you clearly didn't?

  Dr. Kim Briggs : That's probably a question I should answer more face to face after the lecture.

  [stammering] 

  Dr. Kim Briggs : Are there any other questions? Yes, you sir.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah, uh, I think you should answer his question.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [thinking]  How did he get over there so fast?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [out loud]  You're a good friend.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I got your back.

  Dr. Kim Briggs : [breathing deeply]  Anyone else have a question? Yes you i-in the back.

  Old M.C. : Bust a move!

  Dr. Kim Briggs : Really more a statement than a question, but thank you.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Were you ever planning on telling me?

  Dr. Kim Briggs : Yes, of course, yes. I just hadn't figured out how yet. I mean, what could I possibly say?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I don't know, how about, "J.D., I think there might be something living in my uterus."

• Dr. Kim Briggs : I know I made a huge mistake. And I'm so, so sorry. I just, I had backed myself into this corner I didn't know how to get out of, and...

  [Long pause] 

  Dr. Kim Briggs : You know what? No more excuses. I did a horrible thing. And I don't expect you to forgive me.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Well good, because I'm not going to.

• Dr. Kim Briggs : [Kim is almost in tears, speaking to J.D]  You probably hate me right now, because I hate myself. But it's been really good seeing you. And... and I thought I could do this on my own, but I can't. I'm alone, and I'm terrified, and I have no right to ask you for this... but I could really use some help.

• Dr. Kim Briggs : [J.D. confronts Kim in person for lying about a miscarriage]  ... Sorry?

  [She grins feebly. J.D. stares daggers at her] 

  Dr. Kim Briggs : Okay, too soon for laughter. I know that you must be really upset.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Upset is just one of the emotions I'm feeling, Kim. How could you do this to me?

  Dr. Kim Briggs : I don't know. My hormones went crazy. And I was scared, and I thought that the only reason we were together was because I was pregnant. So I lied, and I pushed you out the door, and then I got really angry that you left me!

• Dr. Kim Briggs : Crap salad, I gotta go give another lecture. I just need 40 minutes and... Please stay. Promise me that you'll just stay and we can talk about this.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Fine. But I'm not doing it for you.

  Dr. Kim Briggs : Fair enough.