Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Sally (2007)

Bret McKenzie: Bret

Quotes 

• Murray : When you're in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend - past or present.

  Jemaine : Yes, well thanks for that.

  Murray : You get a love triangle - you know? Fleetwood Mac situation.

  Murray : Well there there was four of them, so more of a love square. But you know, no one gets on.

  Jemaine : Okay, I see.

  Murray : Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then.

  Bret : Rumours.

  Murray : No, that's all true.

• Jemaine : It is the distant future: The year 2000.

  Bret : We are robots.

  Jemaine : The world is very different ever since the robotic uprising of the mid-90's. There is no more unhappiness.

  Bret : Affirmative.

  Jemaine : We no longer say 'yes'. Instead, we say 'affirmative'.

  Bret : Yes, affirmative.

  Jemaine : Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.

• Jemaine : I can see why you broke up with her. She was hard work.

  Bret : Oh no, she broke up with me.

  Jemaine : Yeah, she broke up with me too. That's what I mean, it was hard work staying together with her wanting to break up all the time.

• Dave : So did you guys have fun at my party?

  Jemaine : Oh, amazing fun.

  Bret : It was okay.

  Murray : Sorry I couldn't make it, Dave. I, uh, wasn't *invited*.

  Dave : Oh, that's okay.

• Jemaine : It's just that I think she might be the one.

  Bret : Sally?

  Jemaine : Yeah.

  Bret : What makes you think that?

  Jemaine : You just know. When it happens to you, you'll know.

  Bret : You said Michelle was the one.

  Jemaine : Yeah, she's the one.

  Bret : You said Claire was the one.

  Jemaine : Yeah, she's another one.

  Bret : So you get more than one one?

  Jemaine : Some people are lucky. I've had a few ones.

  Bret : So how many ones can you have?

  Jemaine : Five.

  Bret : How many have you had?

  Jemaine : Three. How many have you had?

  Bret : Just one. Just one.

• Jemaine : Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the... room.

  Bret : In the whole wide room.

  Jemaine : Ooh, and when you're on the street, depending on the street, I bet you are definitely in the top 3.

• Jemaine : Hey Bret, I think I know where I went wrong last night.

  Bret : Yeah?

  Jemaine : Yeah. Sally wanted to leave when you turned the light on. I think she found it where, the whole thing with you there with the light.

  Bret : Yeah. I think it might also be because she and I used to go out.

  Jemaine : Yeah, it's 'cause you and her used to go out, but also because of the thing with the light.

• Bret : [singing]  I'm not crying / No, I'm not crying. / And if I am crying, it's not 'cause of you. / It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine you don't know who is dying - that's right, DYING!

• Jemaine , Bret : I'm not upset because you left me this way, my eyes are just a little sweaty today, they've been looking around a lot, searching for you. They've been looking for you even though I told them not to.

• Bret : We no longer say 'yes'. We say 'affirmative'.

  Bret : Yes, affirmative.

  Jemaine : Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.