Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Yoko (2007)

Bret McKenzie: Bret

Quotes 

• Jemaine : [after following Bret and Coco onto a bus]  Bret.

  Bret : [surprised]  Hey man, what are you doing here?

  Jemaine : Murray and I missed you and we want you to rejoin the band again.

  Bret : Really?

  Jemaine : Yeah, on one condition, that you...

  [makes hand to throat gesture and points at Coco] 

  Bret : I'm not gonna kill her man.

  Jemaine : No just leave - just leave her not...

  Bret : Oh, no I'm not gonna leave her, I told you that. You know, I like the band but, no, I'm not leaving Coco

  Coko : I wouldn't mind, I mean if that's what you really want.

  Bret : Shush Baby.

  Coko : I-I don't really see us as a long-term...

  Bret : Shush.

  Jemaine : So what's it gonna be Bret, the girl or the band?

  Bret : Well, it's gonna be Coco.

  Jemaine : Oh, are you sure?

  Bret : Yeah.

  Jemaine : Oh, I thought you - I was sure you were gonna say the band.

  Bret : [Shakes head]  No I'm staying with Coco.

  Jemaine : [sighs]  I guess you can still be in the band.

  Bret : Okay, yeah all right.

  Jemaine : Okay.

  Bret : Cool.

  Jemaine : Okay, well I'll see you later.

  [gets up to leave] 

  Bret : I'll see you at band practice.

  Jemaine : [sits down Again]  Actually I'm gonna wait until the bus stops and then I'll get off.

• Bret : If you say that again, I'm gonna throw this sandwich at your face.