Gio:
You frenched me, Suarez. You frenched me good.
Marc St. James:
I'm here, I'm queer and I'm eating you pastries.
Wilhelmina Slater:
Am I smiling, I can't tell?
Marc St. James:
I think you are.
Marc St. James:
[
to Wilhelmina Slater] . You are a horror movie I wish would never end.
Alexis Meade:
[
talking about Wilhelmina Slater] She's nothing more than a Chanel-suit with an office.
Gio:
I don't want to be the rebound guy...I want to be The Guy.
Betty Suarez:
My trophy speaks with a Mexican accent?
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi:
All trophies do!
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi:
So, the principal turns to her and says 'Betty Suarez, you're expelled!'
Antonella:
No way!
Justin Suarez:
Badass!
Betty Suarez:
No, it is not badass to be expelled from school so don't go getting any ideas.
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi:
[
hugging his sister Antonella] Too late, you're officially a bad influence.
Amanda Tanen:
Betty, we are so glad you finally found a rebound guy. You and Henry?
Marc St. James:
Mismaaatch! One time, I saw him changing his shirt in the bathroom, and I wasn't staring, and I definitely did not take a picture, but for a nerd accountant? He has body kar-ate
[
shows Amanda a picture on his phone]
Amanda Tanen:
Ooo. But Gio smells like salami.
Marc St. James:
And he's perfect for you!!
Amanda Tanen:
Betty, Gio loves you!
Marc St. James:
And that's a direct quote from a stall in the men's room.
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