Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Art Isn't Easy (2007)

Marcia Cross: Bree Hodge

Quotes 

• Danielle Van De Kamp : You're always mean to me, just like you were to dad. You emasculated him. Well, you're not gonna emasculate me.

  Bree Hodge : You don't even know what that means, you petulant sock puppet.

  Danielle Van De Kamp : Who cares? I'm going to the store.

  Bree Hodge : Buy a dictionary.

• Susan Delfino : Okay, before we become an ugly mob, why doesn't one of us go talk to the guys? But not me, they hate me.

  Karen McCluskey : Bree, you talk to them, you can relate to them.

  Bree Hodge : Why would you say that?

  Karen McCluskey : You've got a kid that came flying out of the closet and a husband that had been looking for the door knob.