- Gabrielle: [to Carlos, discussing their tenant, Ellie] Carlos, I was a fashion model in the 90's, I know cocaine!
- Mike Delfino: You're doing great, honey. Just keep breathing. How close are the contractions?
- Susan: A few weeks apart. Wanna go to the movies?
- Mike Delfino: What?
- Susan: I'm not in labor, ok?
- Mike Delfino: But y... your water broke. I saw it!
- Susan: It was club soda. Amniotic fluid doesn't have ice cubes and a lemon wedge.
- Lynette Scavo: [to Kayla after going shopping] Well, you've done enough damage for one day. Let's go home.
- Kayla Huntington: I want a corn dog first.
- Lynette Scavo: Oh, honey, we're about to have dinner.
- Kayla Huntington: But I'm hungry now. I want a corn dog.
- Lynette Scavo: [to the cashier] All right. Thank you.
- [to Kayla]
- Lynette Scavo: If you're hungry, I'll get you something healthy to eat and you can have it in the car.
- Kayla Huntington: Corn. Dog. Why can't I have one?
- Lynette Scavo: Well, at this point, because of the way you're been acting. Please don't do this, Kayla. We've been having such a nice time.
- Kayla Huntington: And we can keep having a nice time. Just give me what I want or you're not gonna like what happens.
- Lynette Scavo: Are you threatening me?
- Kayla Huntington: I'm just saying. I got that idiot Preston to jump off the roof. Wonder what I could get little Penny to do.
- Lynette Scavo: [slaps Kayla in the face] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that, but that was... that was horrible what you just said. And... and you should never say that again.
- [the kids sneak into Lynette's room while she's asleep]
- Parker Scavo, Preston Scavo, Porter Scavo: Happy Mother's Day!
- Lynette Scavo: Oh my gosh. That is so sweet. Thank you.
- [Porter gives her a breakfast in bed tray with breakfast on it]
- Parker Scavo: We're gonna go get your present.
- Porter Scavo: I hope you like turtles!