- Kevin Walker: Trying to be the perfect family for some Republican operative my mom has the hots for is making me a little nervous.
- Scotty Wandell: You keep saying he's a Republican. I'm far more impressed she might be dating a black man.
- Justin Walker: Uh, not that I don't love thumbing through gay porn... I'm sorry, male clothing catalogs. But what am I doing here, bro?
- Kevin Walker: Be nice or I'll put you on the mailing list.