Metal Mickey (TV Series)

Hard Man Mickey (1981)

Irene Handl: Granny

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Quotes 

• Haley : You're being very helpful today, Mickey.

  Metal Mickey : I am a helpful robot. I am a pillock of society.

  Granny : Pillar, ya pillock!

  Metal Mickey : It takes on to know one.

• Granny : What is all this, anyway?

  Ken : Well, when we find Mickey, this should bring a reverse polarity to bear.

  Granny : Polar bear? Where?

  Ken : Which should create a valve heater reaction.

  Granny : Val what?

  Ken : And so integrate the condenser.

  Granny : Oh, I see.

  Ken : You do?

  Granny : Yeah. You're going to make - get a polar bear to dance the Valita in a tin of condensed milk.

• Granny : Had a nice day, being strong and nasty?

  Mad Mickey : Affirmative.

  Granny : Affirmative bulldust! Great soft pudding, you. You're about as hard as last weeks bananas.