30 Rock (TV Series)

The Collection (2007)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Jack : Lemon, I'm impressed! You're beginning to think like a businessman.

  Liz Lemon : A business woman.

  Jack : I don't think that's a word.

• Tracy Jordan : I'm whipped. Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know in the morning they got food, TV, almost everything? It's pretty good.

  Liz Lemon : I did know that, yeah.

• Liz Lemon : What's with the cookie jar?

  Jack : I collect them.

  Liz Lemon : Really, is that some kind of unresolved childhood thing?

  Jack : Nice try. We never had any cookie jars in my home because my mother never baked us any cookies because she never felt we deserved any cookies. So obviously it has nothing to do with my childhood.

  Liz Lemon : But that cookie jar says "mom" on it.

  Jack : Er, I don't think so. I've always viewed it as an upside down "wow."

• Kenneth Parcell : Miss Lemon, may I speak with you?

  Liz Lemon : Sure, can you walk and talk?

  Kenneth Parcell : Uh... Usually, but now you've got me thinking about it.

• Liz Lemon : Wait. You hired someonene to investigate yourself. That's weird.

  Jack : Well, you do the same thing with your therapist every week, don't you?

• Liz Lemon : In the opening sketch this week, Tracy is a bank robber...

  Angie Jordan : No. I don't want to perpetuate any black stereotypes. Next.

  Liz Lemon : In this one, Tracy plays a gentleman who wears flamboyant clothes and lives uptown.

  Angie Jordan : He's a pimp.

  Liz Lemon : He's an entrepreneur.

  Angie Jordan : What's the character's name?

  Liz Lemon : Slickback Lamar. He's also playing Barack Obama.

  Angie Jordan : No. We support Kucinich.