30 Rock (TV Series)

Succession (2008)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Jack Donaghy : When will this be made public, sir? I want my mother to know before she dies so she goes to her grave a defeated woman.

• Jack Donaghy : Couldn't you just inject something right into his heart?

  Dr. Leo Spaceman : I'd love to, but we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different.

• Jack Donaghy : What's wrong with him, Leo?

  Dr. Leo Spaceman : Well, to the untrained eye, he'd appear to be what we in the medical community call "sleeping." But he is, in fact, in a diabetic coma, which could've been avoided by what we call "eating."

• Liz Lemon : I'm feeling pretty drunk.

  Jack Donaghy : Well, it's business drunk, it's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.

• Jack Donaghy : Why do I smell self-tanning cream and teeth whitener?... Banks!

• Jack Donaghy : Mr. Geiss, I'm so sorry, I just found out you're here. I'd have my assistant sit on his naughty stool if he didn't love it so much.

• Jack Donaghy : You're getting a fine son-in-law, sir. Banks would do... anything... for the company.

  Don Geiss : I know there's no love lost between you and Devin. You've both been competing for the same job for almost a year, hanging in there while so many others cracked under the pressure, like Bob Duncan.

  Jack Donaghy : The head of the stress ball division hanged himself.