30 Rock (TV Series)

Subway Hero (2008)

Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan

Quotes 

• Tracy Jordan : [reading from cue cards]  "My fellow Blackmericans!" Hey, Jack. Can I just say black Americans? There's no such thing as Blackmericans.

  Jack Donaghy : That's great, that's why you're here.

  Tracy Jordan : "My fellow black Americans, Dr. King once had a dream, a dream that we all share: to build a 200-foot-high wall to keep Mexico out. And he also hated the estate tax."

• Tracy Jordan : Now if you'll excuse me, Nixon asked me to take some stuff out of his Wikipedia page.

  [holds up a screwdriver] 

• Jack Donaghy : And, let none of us forget that the GOP is the party of Lincoln.

  Tracy Jordan : Lincoln was a Republican?

  Dot Com : Actually, today's Republican Party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states. That's not exactly small government.

  Jack Donaghy : Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting.

  Dot Com : I guess that's why I'm still single.