- Janey: Well I'll say it was me.
- Haley: Why?
- Janey: Well I'm not one of the family.
- Steve: Look, this is no time for idle boasting.
- Janey: No, I'll say: Mr. Wilberforce, it was me what destroyed your jungle.
- Haley: For what reason?
- Janey: Ehm... it was full of Japanese soldiers who didn't know the war was over?
- Metal Mickey: [having learned Granny's full name is Mary Edwina Berkenshaw] Edwina! haha hahahaha!
- Granny: Oh, give over, Mickey, else I'll belt you with these.
- Clerk: Madam, that is the Bible!
- Clerk: State your name.
- Metal Mickey: Metal, Michael your blubbership.
- Clerk: That's not a proper name, I'll put it down as 'Exhibit A'