"The Riches" This Is Your Brain on Drugs (TV Episode 2007) - Eddie Izzard as Wayne Malloy

Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich, to Cherien's Mother] Hi, it's Doug. I've had some work done.
[first lines]

Dahlia Malloy : Why didn't you come to bed last night? Huh? What's the matter with you?

Wayne Malloy : I saw the little baggy your friend K left you last night. The one with the white powder in it?

Dahlia Malloy : She left it.
Wayne Malloy : [on the phone to Dahlia] I've had a wake up call, Dahlia.
Wayne Malloy : [to Cherien's Mother] Do you want to go to the park? We can feed the ducks.
Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich, to Kimmie] Sorry, I'm experiencing extreme sex drive.
Karl : You are the head of legal right?

Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich] Am I? I'm not sure what's real anymore. I don't think the bugs are.
[last lines]

Wayne Malloy : [to Dahlia] I can't do my buttons. I'm so pathetic.
Sam Malloy : Why are we getting the bill for Mountain View Nursing Home for forty seven hundred dollars a month?

Wayne Malloy : Must be where Cherien's Mother is.
Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich, to Cherien's Mother] Come on, Ma. Here we go.
Wayne Malloy : [finding Dahlia's cocaine] How big a supply is this? A month? A week?

[Wayne snorts the cocaine]

Dahlia Malloy : No, Wayne! No, no!
Dahlia Malloy : Are you trying to blow this whole thing to Hell?

Wayne Malloy : How do you like it? Watching someone you love self-destruct.
Wayne Malloy : I've messed up your whole life.

Dahlia Malloy : All I've wanted is a messed up life with you.

Eddie Izzard: Wayne Malloy