- Carlos Solis: Hey, I didn't say we had to stop. I just said we had to be quiet.
- Edie Britt: What? I suppose we should tiptoe around like schoolchildren so our parents don't catch us doing it? I feel like I'm 12 again!
- Carlos Solis: I'm just saying, I don't think that the whole world needs to know our... 12?
- Mike Delfino: [Mike walks into Carlos' room, Edie is hiding next to the door]
- [whispering]
- Mike Delfino: So uh... you got a girl in here?
- Carlos Solis: No, why?
- Mike Delfino: Because when I came home, I thought I heard sex noises.
- Carlos Solis: Nah, that was just me!
- Parker Scavo: [after Lynette tells him no to fudgesickles] I told you she'd say no!
- Porter Scavo: Mrs. McCluskey always has some fudgesickles.
- Preston Scavo: Yeah, but she's in the hospital.
- [they all smile]
- Preston Scavo: [the twins hold open a window to Mrs. McCluskey's basement while Parker climbs in through it]
- [He opens the chest freezer and finds some melted fudgesickles, but gets a wide-eyed look on his face when he sees a mans body]
- Preston Scavo: [Parker comes out the door looking stunned] Where's the ice cream?
- Parker Scavo: She didn't have any.
- Porter Scavo, Preston Scavo: Awe man!
- Porter Scavo: There wasn't anything good in there?
- Parker Scavo: [deadpanned] No.
- Gabrielle: [after getting breakfast] Breakfast is served. Get em' their hot!
- Victor Lang: Marry me?
- Gabrielle: They're only toaster waffles.
- Susan Mayer: Did I mention that Maggie is an amazing chef? We're embarrassed to be cooking for her.
- Maggie Gilroy: Stop. So, um, Mike, do you have a favorite type of cuisine?
- Mike Delfino: Nah. After three months of prison food, everything tastes good to me.
- Maggie Gilroy: So you were in prison?
- Susan Mayer: He was totally innocent.
- Mike Delfino: Yeah, a woman was bludgeoned to death, and her blood wound up on my wrench.
- Maggie Gilroy: Oh, my god.
- Susan Mayer: But he was cleared. All charges dropped. Here. Eat this.
- [She shoves an hors d'oeuvre into his mouth]
- Maggie Gilroy: It's just so awful. I mean, to go to jail for a crime you didn't commit.
- Mike Delfino: Oh, it was just a few months. Now my first stretch for manslaughter... that was brutal.
- Lynette Scavo: [Lynette finds Parker staring into their freezer] Hi buddy, what'cha doing?
- Parker Scavo: Nothing.
- Lynette Scavo: You seem a little mopey lately, is everything okay?
- Parker Scavo: Yeah. Can we go see Mrs. McClusky?
- Karen McCluskey: [at the hospital] You guys didn't have to come here, no matter what that CAT scan says, I'm breakin' out tomorrow.
- Lynette Scavo: Well Parker really wanted to come see you.
- Karen McCluskey: [pats him on the head] Don't tell your brothers, you where always my favorite.
- Parker Scavo: [quietly] I saw the man in your freezer.
- Karen McCluskey: [Smile fades from her face] Lynette could you run down to the snack bar and get me some green jello?
- Lynette Scavo: Oh, sure.
- Karen McCluskey: OK, time for a little grown-up talk.
- [Lynette sees Parker sitting on the bed with Mrs. McClusky talking to him]
- Karen McCluskey: So can you understand now why I had to do what I did?
- [he nods]
- Karen McCluskey: And you know you can never tell anyone, not even you mom?
- [he nods again]
- Lynette Scavo: They didn't have jello, so I hope pudding is okay.
- Karen McCluskey: Ya know, lets give it to Parker, good boy like him deserves a treat.
- [he smiles at her]