The Sopranos (TV Series)

The Blue Comet (2007)

James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano

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• Dr. Jennifer Melfi : That Departures magazine out there. Did you give any thought at all to someone else who might wanna read before you tore out the entire page?

  Tony Soprano : What?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : It's not the first time you've defaced my reading materials.

  Tony Soprano : You saw that, huh? People tear shit outta your magazines all the time, they're a mess. I try to read 'em.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I don't think I can help you.

  Tony Soprano : Well, change 'em. Bring in some new shit.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I mean therapeutically.

  Tony Soprano : What are you talkin' about? I've only missed three appointments since we had that heart-to-heart.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : The new big thing these days is called psychodynamic therapy combined with Anafranil.

  Tony Soprano : Who?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : A medication. There's a doctor in Bloomfield you could see.

  Tony Soprano : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, OK? Now what the fuck is this? You're, uh, firin' me 'cause I defaced your Departures magazine.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I'm giving you my considered medical opinion.

  Tony Soprano : OK, I should've asked you for the steak recipe. And missin' sessions, unfortunately, is part of my condition.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : What do you know about your condition? You miss appointments because you don't give a shit. About commitments, about what I do, about the body of work that's gone into building up this science!... Go ahead, tell me again I sound like your wife.

  Tony Soprano : Well, if the shoe fits.

  [Dr. Melfi stands up] 

  Tony Soprano : We're making progress! It's been seven years!

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Do you want some names?

  Tony Soprano : [stands up]  OK, listen, I'm gonna tell you somethin' and you're not gonna like it. But we can say anything in here, right?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Go ahead!

  Tony Soprano : I'm chalkin' this all up to female menopausal situations.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You're not my gynecologist.

  Tony Soprano : Well, you don't need a gynecologist to know which way the wind blows.

  [Dr. Melfi opens the door] 

  Tony Soprano : So, wait a minute. You tellin' me after all this time, after everything we've shared in here, you're cuttin' me loose just as my son got outta the hospital for tryin' to kill himself?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Since you are in crisis, I don't wanna waste your time.

  Tony Soprano : You know, I gotta be fuckin' honest. As a doctor, I think what you're doin' is immoral.

  [Tony walks out to the waiting room. He exaggeratedly places the page back in the magazine, looks at Dr. Melfi angrily and leaves. She closes the door] 

• Tony Soprano : [referring to attacking Phil's crime family]  We gotta hit first

  Tony Soprano : [referring to agent Harris giving him information on Phil Leotardo]  This hooked up tells me all the information I got that this cocksucker already has a target on my back

  Silvio Dante : It's a big move

  Tony Soprano : [asking Bobby for his opinion]  So?

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : When he stuck you with the tab on Vito Jr., I said let it go. Obviously, truth is, a fuck like Phil, appeasement don't work

• Tony Soprano : Where the fuck you been?

  Silvio Dante : [Before handing him a glass of liquor]  I had some shit I had to take care of, your going to want a "snort"

  Tony Soprano : Come on, I just finished my Bialy

  Silvio Dante : Take it. Burt Gervasi, his gone

  Tony Soprano : What happened?

  Silvio Dante : I didn't want to overload you with AJ in the hospital

  Tony Soprano : I don't want to hear that: go

  Silvio Dante : Burt let me know the other night his been playing both sides of the fence with New York

  Tony Soprano : [Surprised]  Burt?

  Silvio Dante : [as Tony notices a bandage on Sil's right hand]  measures were taken. Burt wasn't speaking for just himself. The guys are getting squeezed hard to sway them to new management

  Tony Soprano : And they thought you'd be part of it?

  Silvio Dante : And he got an answer. My hope is now Phil's got the message and talk this shit through

  Tony Soprano : Talk?

• Agent Dwight Harris : Look, I appreciate what you did: giving us those names but I've been sitting here thinking remember that thing I told you about that was supposed to happen a year ago? Your problem with Brooklyn? It's on again possibly. You, maybe people close to you if it was more solid, you would've been warned by the Newark office but my colleague in Brooklyn, the one with the collaborator? Snitch is implying the wheels have already been set in motion

  Tony Soprano : [Before Harris walks away in a hurry]  implied?

• Tony Soprano : you believe this fuckin weather?

  Agent Dwight Harris : [chuckles]  "end times", get ready for the "rapture"

  Tony Soprano : how's the anti-terror going?

  Agent Dwight Harris : [sarcastically]  great, if you don't like eating, sleeping, or seeing your kids

  Tony Soprano : listen, those Arabs from the Bing

  Agent Dwight Harris : uh huh

  Tony Soprano : let me ask you the truth, they're in Jordan, right? Getting their balls zapped?

  Tony Soprano : [when he doesn't respond right away]  what, you're not gonna tell me?

  Agent Dwight Harris : I'm not really sure, for all we know, their harmless pistachio salesman: don't get so bent out of shape, you're a big boy. You know, in World War Two, your "outfit" protected the Brooklyn navy yard. I think Roosevelt told Vito Genovese where Hitler was hold up?

  Tony Soprano : [unamused]  go fuck yourself

• Janice Soprano Baccalieri : hey

  Tony Soprano : how's it going?

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : good, I have my card game: Carm volunteered to take Nica, emptying the pool, huh?

  Tony Soprano : costs a fortune to heat

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : yeah

  Tony Soprano : what can I do you for?

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : I got a call from Uncle Jun's accountant, the one with the artificial voice box. He's been trying to reach you for two weeks. Uncle Jun's finally out of money, they think there's some "squalled around" but Uncle Jun can't remember, fuckin sin, isn't? Plus, with sound of the voice box, Uncle Jun thinks his from outer space. The upshot is that he can't pay for Wycoff psychiatric anymore and their gonna move him to state facility

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : [when Tony grins implying his reluctant to help their uncle after getting shot by him]  I know, but Jesus but those fuckin places are snake pits

  Tony Soprano : then he'll make some new friends

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : I understand

  Tony Soprano : you gonna bail him out?

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : we don't have that kind of money. We "contribute", Bobby feels, you know...

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : [when Tony rubs a twenty-dollar bill in between his fingers to show his lack of concern for Junior]  right

  Tony Soprano : [referring to Bobby is the only person left that cares about Junior]  you got a lot of balls coming to me! As, you for "husband", "Exile on Main Street."

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : don't say that

  Tony Soprano : you trust a guy, you bring him along, and for what? And I should feel sorry for Junior?

• Tony Soprano : [referring to her salary]  So, what'd you clear a year around here? I don't mean to pry, just round numbers?

  Tony Soprano : [when she doesn't respond]  I'm only asking because I told you Meadow's taking pre-med classes... she's not gonna be a doctor: she told us. It's kind of sad, isn't it?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Depends

  Tony Soprano : It's a nice thing to be, helping sick babies

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Her change of heart bothers you?

  Tony Soprano : Her mother too, much more than me. I mean all that worry, to get into Columbia University, and this and that. In the end, she'll get married, squeeze out some kids, after what? Couple years in the work force?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I'm still working

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, but your divorced. Criminal law is what she's taking up and I told Carmela, it's not the end of the world

  Tony Soprano : [becoming teary eyed]  She's interested in civil rights, Muslims, blacks. Hopefully she'll wind up at a big firm, white collar crime, it's just... Doctor Soprano, sounds nice. Your parents must've been very proud?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I think so

  Tony Soprano : [before pointing at her]  Look at all the people like me you've helped. Of all the human suffering done in this world, you've done something important, like those people trying to help my son... God bless them: two thousand dollars a day in that place but if it helps and as you know my plumber's union insurance only covers ten percent of mental... his really hurting, AJ

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : And you?

  Tony Soprano : Although maybe you know, forget his hurt, maybe I should just... .

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [interrupts him]  Put your shoe up his ass?

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, yeah, frankly, we've talked about this

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : And talked about it

  Tony Soprano : Huh? Anyway, Carmela...

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [interrupts him]  Coddled him

  Tony Soprano : My old man...

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [interrupts him]  Are you a shining example for the huge collection of wing tips and loafers that must be lodged up your lower bowel?

  Tony Soprano : [confused]  What's the matter with you? Is it because I said you being divorced?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [referring to Tony previously mentioning his father]  You were saying?

  Tony Soprano : He's my only son

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : His young: most of the time, they pull out of this

  Tony Soprano : But I've been depressed for years, what if he don't "pull out"?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [referring to Tony's contempt for his son but still loves him]  So, the boy who never cared about anything, now cares too much?

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, I guess?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : And the daughter like all females, ultimately, somehow disappoints?

  Tony Soprano : I didn't say that

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Oh

  Tony Soprano : What's with the tone?

  Tony Soprano : [suspiciously]  You sound like your glad I'm taking it on the chin?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Maybe your projecting hostile feelings?

  Tony Soprano : Bullshit. If we had instant replay, you'd see it in two seconds

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Well, we don't have instant replay

  Tony Soprano : I know that. Jesus Christ, you sound like my fuckin wife

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Your fuckin wife?

  Tony Soprano : [dismissively]  You know what I mean