House M.D. (TV Series)

Resignation (2007)

Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson

Quotes 

• [House offers Wilson a cup of coffee] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Why are you suspicious?

  Dr. Wilson : Because it's either that or accept the fact that you've done something nice. And then I'd have to deal with the Horsemen and the Rain of Fire and the End of Days.

• Dr. Wilson : [after being dosed by House with Amphetamine]  Are you really gonna leave? Where are you going? You lined up interviews yet?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : I'm not sure.

  Dr. Wilson : You're pissed at House, I get it. You're symbolicating killing him.

  Dr. Wilson : Symbolicating? What? Symbolic-a-lating... Gosh that's a hard word!

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Are you okay?

  Dr. Wilson : Hey, I'm not the one symb... I'm not the one symb... I'm not the one pretending to kill someone! What would it take for you to stay? Is it money? He wants you to stay!

  Dr. Eric Foreman : He said that?

  Dr. Wilson : If I said he said that, would that make a difference?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Are you sure you're okay?

  Dr. Wilson : [Phone rings]  'ello? Ugh, I'm leaving now!

  Dr. Wilson : I'm late for breast thing. You know he wants you, you know he's good, you know he can make you good.

  Dr. Wilson : I don't know what I'm saying. You don't... I don't... You know what I'm saying and you know I'm right!

  Dr. Wilson : I gotta go.

• [House got the number of a nutritionist] 

  Dr. Gregory House : I was about to examine her boyfriend's rectum.

  Dr. Wilson : You asked for a date while your finger was in her boyfriend?

• Dr. Wilson : Sorry it took me so long to get down here, I'm Dr. Wilson, I guess Dr. Stein's gone... I'll talk to him when we're done.

  Jamie Adams : Dr. Stein said they're probably calcium deposits.

  Dr. Wilson : Oh with your medical history you don't want to take any chances.

  [fumbles with gloves] 

  Dr. Wilson : I can't seem to put on my gloves today. It's weird. Okay. Well that's fine. One's enough. Well, let's have a look!

  Jamie Adams : You sure talk fast.

  Dr. Wilson : This is nothing, you should see me when I'm busy.

  [winks] 

  Dr. Wilson : I just winked at you. I just, I've never winked at a patient in my life, I have no id- - I am so sorry, I have no idea what I was thinking.

  Jamie Adams : It's okay.

  Dr. Wilson : No it's not, I was hitting on you! I mean I wasn't, I wasn't consciously hitting on you, but I mean I... what else could you think?

  Jamie Adams : That you were being reassuring?

  Dr. Wilson : Yeah, that would make sense. On the other hand, I... I feel like my heart's gonna explode.

  Jamie Adams : Are you okay?

  Dr. Wilson : Feel a little sweaty. Am I s-am I sweating?

  Jamie Adams : Yeah. Is something wrong?

  Dr. Wilson : I can't, I can't... put on gloves to do a breast exam, perfect. Sorry...

  [checks his pulse] 

  Dr. Wilson : It's 185. 185. 185? 'Scuse me, I have to go kill someone.

• Dr. Wilson : You dosed me!