House M.D. (TV Series)

House Training (2007)

Jane Adams: Bonnie

Quotes 

• Bonnie : James Wilson, carefully calibrating his level of protectiveness for your individual needs.

  Dr. Gregory House : Did you just compare Wilson to a tampon?

• Bonnie : Do you want to know why I named that dog Hector?

  Dr. Gregory House : No. Let's keep it a mystery.

  Bonnie : Because even when he was a puppy, he was the worst-tempered dog we'd ever seen. He was supposed to be house-trained. He'd pee on the carpet every morning. When we had people over, he had to nip at their ankles. "Hector does go rug" is an anagram for "Doctor Greg House". That's how early in the marriage I resented you.

  Dr. Gregory House : Wow. Did I ever waste money on that place setting.