American Dad! (TV Series)

Four Little Words (2007)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Quotes 

• Steve Smith : [Steve and Hayley call Roger out on his identity fraud]  Roger, we can't keep doing this.

  Hayley Smith : Yeah, I mean, it's stealing.

  Roger : Oh, oh, excuse me, are you an ethicist? Are you? Is there an ethicist in the house?

  Ethicist : I'm an ethicist.

  Roger : Well, screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!

• Hayley Smith : Hey, Roger, we have something that might cheer you up.

  Roger : Don't look at me. I'm hideous! I'm a hideous monster.

  Steve Smith : Not anymore.

  Roger : Rick Baker's Celebrity Nose Kit?

  Steve Smith : They're latex copies of actual celebrities noses.

  Roger : [gasps]  Just like porn stars do with their genitals.

• Steve Smith : Geez, Roger. You're making Kevin Bacon look like a total douche.

  Hayley Smith : Yeah, you may be beautiful on the outside like Kevin Bacon, but you're ugly on the inside like Tommy Lee Jones on the outside and the inside.