Emily Prentiss: [Brings beer and Brad from the bar] Ladies, this is Brad! A real FBI agent!
Penelope Garcia: Really?
Emily Prentiss: Really!
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: No way!
Penelope Garcia: That's exciting! What's it like in Quantico?
Brad: It's, eh, quite impressive!
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: What department are you in?
Brad: That's classified
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Oh
[winks to Garcia & Emily]
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: it must be really tough keeping all those secrets
Brad: It's a skill like anything else. Carpenters are good at building stuff, measuring. FBI is good at keeping secrets and kicking criminal ass!
Emily Prentiss: Well, somebody has to do it! Oh, do you have to carry your gun and batch with you everywhere you go?
Brad: Affirmative
Emily Prentiss: Can we see it?
Brad: See what?
Emily Prentiss: Your badge
Penelope Garcia: Please
Brad: I am sorry, that's...
Penelope Garcia, Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau, Emily Prentiss: Classified of course
Emily Prentiss: [takes out her badge] Tell me Brad, does it look anything like this?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [takes out her badge] Or, uh, this?
Penelope Garcia: [takes out her badge] Or maybe this?
[Brad walks away]